The election is over and we are now bigger than ever.
FRP got 1/4 of all votes in Norway. I know we didn’t win, but neither did Palin OK?
However everything is going according to plan. We seem to have been able to reduce the size of the only anti-nationalist party in Norway in 2009 and all the other small parties are struggling to survive now too. The tactical plan from USA has worked well. In 15 years time there will only be 3 parties in Norway thanks to the Norwegian media following our guidelines and focusing on what we construct as an issue to them.

We can safely say that Norwegians have bought our nationalism hook, line and sinker. In 2013 Norway will be changed through our 100 day program, and as our powerful leader Siv Jensen said, this change will be irreversible.

The former leader of the nationalist party, Carl Hagen, teamed up with the propaganda corporation Burson-Marsteller (famously works with the mercenary corporation Blackwater along with numerous others) at the same time as the election (“coincidentally” FRP will be utilizing Norwegian mercenaries in our wars as outlined in our party program).
Sandberg, Jensen, Amundsen, Høglund, as well as our minor and hidden officers in our organization will be schooled further by our instructors abroad before the next elections. Our collaboration with officers in other European nations have paid off and show great potential. All our misdirection campaigns with the Norwegian media has worked according to plan. Our partner “NGO” Civita is also helping pave the way for us.
Also, our wallets are full with money thanks to the Norwegian taxpayers we have been able to squeeze millions out of, and our foreign funders too keep us wealthy (though we are often reminded which future favors are attached to this).

It IS a long wait, but Norwegians have taken some time to manipulate. We are looking at more liberal alcohol laws so that people will become less serious before the next election (election participation was down to 75% this time), and we will push for a much more narrow cultural offer and have Norwegians focus solely on sports and christianity instead which we are currently successfully in the process of tying up with nationalism. TV2 is doing a great job here, and have lots of inventive ideas for future projects.
In conclusion, there are no clouds on the horizon. With all the wealth in our party and all the billionaires, companies, and organizations pulling strings for us, we will have Norwegians dance to our tunes before the next election.

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That’s the whole fucking point of nationalism. We are above the law. Why?! Because we are the nationalist leaders. What is it that you don’t fucking get?
Here is a brief list of some of the criminal heroes of FRP (you are an inspiration to nationalists everywhere):

Frp-politician Robert Kaastad:
http://www.ba.no/nyheter/politikk/article4442704.ece
Robert Kaastad had been making trouble at the pub and were taken care of by the doorkeeper. Kaastad’s buddies got involved and the whole thing escalated. He was told to remove himself from the city centre, but of course didn’t listen to the legal authorities of Norway. Later he gave the police the finger and pulled his pants down to moon them. Police officer Terje Sperrevik decided to press charges.

FRP politician Jan-Henrik Fredriksen
http://www.frifagbevegelse.no/anb-nyheter/article4474639.ece

Frps stortingsrepresentant Jan-Henrik Fredriksen

Frps stortingsrepresentant Jan-Henrik Fredriksen

Jan-Henrik Fredriksen was caught drunk driving by the police.
Fredriksen was sentenced to 16 days in jail (Norwegian jail days), lost his drivers license for a year, and a 80 000 NOK fine for his DUI. Party leader Siv Jensen rhetorically managed to downplay his guilt, considering that Fredriksen wasn’t an immigrant.
Fuck the police, fuck the law, and fuck civilians on the roads. When we come to power we will install corrupt FRP friendly officers.

FRP politician John Arvid Kleppe
http://www.kommunal-rapport.no/index.gan?id=11196154
John Arvid Kleppe was caught building a garage without permission. This case is interesting, cause Kleppe was at the time himself a part of the building inspectors office.
We’ve got an insider here. Great work Kleppe! We have the right of way, cause we are the nationalists. Fuck democracy and law.

FRP politician Terje Taraldset
http://arkiv.nettavisen.no/Nyhet/256469/Frp-politiker+anmeldt.html
Oslo city council pressed charges against Taraldset for illegally buding houses without required permissions.

FRP politician Henning Haaland
http://web3.aftenbladet.no/lokalt/article428309.ece
Henning Haaland: boxer, MC enthusiast, and FRP politician, attacked the police by ripping open their car door and punching one officer in the face after one of his buddies had been arrested for indecent behaviour.
According to Haaland he himself is innocent. According to Haaland, it was the police officer who somehow fell on Haalands clinched fist and started to nosebleed.

FRP politician Torgrim Nordberg
http://www.nrk.no/nyheter/distrikt/ostfold/1.3792788
City council member from Fredrikstad, Torgrim Nordberg was prosecuted for storage and sale of large quantities of illegal doping. So? It makes you violent and unstable, it goes hand in hand with our culture. George Bush is a junkie remember?

FRP politician Hans Petter “Hitler” Nikolaisen
http://www.dagsavisen.no/innenriks/article314024.ece
Hans Petter Nikolaisen killer FRP politician Norway
Long time violent abuser, Nikolaisen was sentenced to 11 years in jail (Norwegian jail years) for stabbing his female partner to death and leaving her to die in a pool of blood.

FRP politician Martin Schance
http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2004/08/10/405106.html
Schance says both fuck off to the environment just like Bush did, and he too loves violence. Here he is slapping a politician of another party.
Norwegian nationalists have been drawing on Yugoslavian inspiration for years.

FRP politician Arne Herman Sæterlid
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=528453
In Norway you are not permitted to buy beer in stores after a certain hour. Herman found a way around that by simply threatening the store clerk.
He later regretted having been caught after the story reached the democratic press, and promised to be less obvious until he has greater power.

FRP politician Hans Petter Angell-Olsen
http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2000/10/20/224056.html
Angell-Olsen, at the time a scout leader, and leader of “church, sports, and culture” office, refused to pass through Norwegian customs inspection after a trip abroad, and tried to escape from the law. He was later caught with 24 bottles of wine and some spirits. He attempted to deny as much as possible, but because of democratic law and bla. bla. charges were still pressed against him.

FRP political advisor Tord Morsund
http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tord_Morsund
Instigator of violence, nazi, and FRP speech writer Tord Morsund, sentenced to jail for assaults he conducted in Sweden.

Vice chairman of FRP, Per “Fat Cat” Sandberg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_Sandberg
Popular criminal within the nationalist establishment, Sandberg is gaining a good reputation for being above democracy and the Norwegian law. He has been headbutting people, been caught speeding recklessly at 100 km/h in a 60 km/h speed zone, and have turned up drunk in the parliament.
Never a person to be humble, Sandberg will amass great power in the years to come.

Naturally there is loads more. FRP politician having underage sex with a 15 year old girl.
50 year old FRP politician sentenced to jail for flashing in front of little children at their school.
FRP politician sentenced to 30 days in jail for threatening and assaulting his business partner with a knife.
A FRP politician from Telemark was sentenced to 21 days in jail in 2002 for having beat up his partner as well as having assaulted a police officer.
Telemark is also where another FRP leader was sentenced to jail for 2 years and 3 months for rape. Of course he was also using amfetamin.
Some FRP leaders will stalk their ex’s and harass them in public by publishing posters and letters around the country.
Another FRP politician was sentenced to 90 days in jail in 2003 for having sexually assulted some boys and having downloaded child pornography.
Porn is okay by the way. Some of FRP’s most intellectual representatives have published some masturbation videos of themselves on the Internet.

FRP intellectuals

FRP intellectuals

The city council of Oslo, including FRP politicians, managed to miss cost targets for the new ski jump in Oslo by 600 million NOK (100 000 000 USD). But who cares, it’s the tax payers money. Our insiders in the construction industry came to benefit from it. So? Offended? Another FRP leader swindled his grandmother for 250 000 NOK (40 000 USD)

But we are used to making demands by now. What is so difficult to comprehend here? It’s merely our cultural imperialism. Our spiritual leader Carl Ivar Hagen have demanded that “Spaniards must teach themselves Norwegian if they are to be working with Norwegians living in Spain.” Carl Hagen is famous for fucking the environment too, like his mentor Bush. Once he was caught throwing garbage with chemical substances into other peoples recycable container. Hagen is the one married to Eli Hagen, famous for driving down the pedestrian stairs below the castle in Oslo.
Eli Alcoholic Hagen (Don’t feel bad, Laura Bush killed her boyfriend with her car once too.)
We have our tools if the press were to start to step on our toes. We may use the clever “phone connection is poor” should they ever start to snoop around like journalists.

But of course they don’t care. We have already been successfully able to tie up Viking romanticism with contemporary nationalism. The public are clueless of course, and let’s continue to keep it that way. It’s not like the pot smoking media editors will stop us since they spend every moment of their waking day looking for their next lay. Besides the environment in Norway has embraced us. The Norwegian nazi Knut Hamsun is celebrated throughout the whole year, and half of Norway is standing in line to protect his reputation (somehow half the Norwegian population became qualified literary critics overnight).

He has even been celebrated with his own grand museum recently.

Siv “Lille Bush” Jensen, dubbed Margaret Thatcher of Norway, is leading on hell of a party.
Get ready for the Norwegian Bush period.
When we are in power we wont have to bother with shitty democracy, law, and stuff.
We’ll do what it takes. Nothing can stop us. It’s been a long journey since Anders Lange (a proud supporter of South African apartheid, Lange became known for organizing counter-rallies to working class demonstrations and also nominated Hitler and Mussolini for the Nobel Peace Price. However, during Nazi occupation of Norway the Nobel Peace Prize was disbanded by the German Nazis) founded the nationalist party.

Now the journey is over. Our time has finally come again.

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